
RT @rachelrusch: Youtube killed the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” Star. (sing it)
Mistletoe belt buckles are how douchebags & rapists dress up for the holidays.
I wonder if @santaclaus will be tweeting while delivering gifts this year? If so, maybe I’ll finally be able to catch him in my house!
Great song! RT @sarasoandso Stuck in my head..The Smiths – Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want ♫ http://blip.fm/~hk0o6
Writing a comedic math video is hard.
I wonder if Oedipus’s mom ever said, “Be careful, Oedipus, or you’ll put your eye out.”?
RT @badbanana: Obama better do something about this snow problem.
Did I miss the new Trending Topic: #IFuckedTigerWoods?
“Sometimes you win, most times you lose.” ~1884 Chicago Bears
I’ve never liked Tiger Woods. My favorite golfer? Payne Stewart! He never cheated on his wife & he crashed a plane- AND in Knickers too!