Land of Fog

I am Chad Fogland, a Bourgeois Bohemian, who loves Oxymorons, Puns & Non-Sequiturs & who is smarter than the average Berenstain Bears book.

RT @rachelrusch: Youtube killed the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” Star. (sing it)

Mistletoe belt buckles are how douchebags & rapists dress up for the holidays.

I wonder if @santaclaus will be tweeting while delivering gifts this year? If so, maybe I’ll finally be able to catch him in my house!

Great song! RT @sarasoandso Stuck in my head..The Smiths – Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want ♫ http://blip.fm/~hk0o6

Writing a comedic math video is hard.

I wonder if Oedipus’s mom ever said, “Be careful, Oedipus, or you’ll put your eye out.”?

RT @badbanana: Obama better do something about this snow problem.

Did I miss the new Trending Topic: #IFuckedTigerWoods?

“Sometimes you win, most times you lose.” ~1884 Chicago Bears

I’ve never liked Tiger Woods. My favorite golfer? Payne Stewart! He never cheated on his wife & he crashed a plane- AND in Knickers too!

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